AISubs v3.7
Yado! Tokai! Good morning!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Megane!
So, today...
Well, in Japan...
It's said that it's polite and low-profile...
To go to the bathroom.
It's said like that.
Yeah, it's said like that.
But, recently...
It's becoming commonplace.
It's commonplace.
Well, look at this!
For example, this!
"Virus...
Virus...
Well, it doesn't come!
It doesn't hurt!
It says "it doesn't hurt"!
But, it doesn't hurt, does it?
It says like that.
But, it doesn't hurt, does it?
IT HURTS, DOESN'T IT?!
IT'S A NOSE SHOWER!
Hey, you know what "shower" is, right?
IT HURTS, DOESN'T IT?!
And, look at this!
"One-touch cap"!
Look at the part where you cut it!
I won't lose the cap!
"I won't lose the cap!" YOU IDIOT!
It doesn't come off like this...
It's already attached from the beginning...
I won't lose it!
You'll lose it!
If you use it, you'll go "paah"!
People who use this...
Think "it doesn't hurt"...
"It doesn't hurt" is the selling point, right?
I think it hurts, so...
I want to try it!
Tetsuya and Shibayu said it's good, so...
Let's suddenly test it out!
If Tetsuya really says "it doesn't hurt"...
Then, he's really not saying anything wrong...
He's correctly evaluating his own strength!
So...
Let's go downstairs!
Okay!
First of all, let's try this product first!
"Alexa's Nose Shower"...
"It doesn't hurt"!
Let's go!
It hurts!
It hurts, doesn't it?
YOU IDIOT!
Huh?!
Ah, you're annoying...
Wait!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I can't...
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!
It's in! It's in!
This is bad, this is bad!
It hurts!
AAH!
It's really painful...
What hurts?
My nostrils...
Hey, that's annoying!
What's up with you?
My nostrils hurt so darn bad!
I'm in trouble!
- What's this? - Huh? Ah!
See?!
Tetsuya, what'd you say just now?!
My nostrils hurt so darn bad...
See?!
Huh? They hurt?
They hurt...
Oh, really?!
See?!
It's not like that.
I've seen it.
Ah...
So, as Metapodosimus said,
He was...
Right?
He was overestimating his own ability.
What's that?
What do you mean?
That's what I said.
Why are you testing us?
I'm not sure about it.
Oh my goodness.
It's so warm.
What should we do?
Don't be angry.
Let's go out.
What?
Look!
It's gone.
Right?
Look! There's a weirdo.
There's two weirdos.
Yeah.
Shibayu, let's play with these guys.
Let's put stickers on them and play.
Yeah, let's do that.
Let me wear this.
Let's dress up.
Yeah, let's do that.
Wow.
What?
Hey!
What?
What is he doing?
What?
Hey!
Oh!
It's clean now.
I'm not exaggerating.
This guy has been bothering me for a while now.
Should we kill him?
Let's tease him.
What are you doing?
It's a video.
Ouch!
Hey!
You can't do that.
What is this?
What?
It's cold.
It's cloudy.
Oh, I got it.
Let me try it.
Oh, it's a bag.
It's a bag.
It's always dry.
I can't wear glasses with this.
It's not balanced.
It's deflating.
It's not cloudy.
It's just wet.
Hey, you guys are making me wet.
I'm satisfied now.
I'm playing with you.
It's annoying.
It's really annoying.
But we can't win against them even if we face them directly.
So, we're going to make his T-shirt black.
But, look.
The laundry will come off.
So, we'll say "It's black," and surprise them.
And when we say "Sorry, Zerg,"
we'll say "Hey, laundry will come off," and make up.
I think it's going to be black.
It says "Hey, laundry will come off," so...
I'm sorry for crying in front of you, Tetsuya.
Tetsuya.
Huh?
Come here for a second.
What's with that face?
You're acting weird again. Do you really like me?
You're acting weird again. Don't you remember me?
You're the one who doesn't remember me.
You!
What are you doing?
Laundry will come off.
It definitely won't come off.
It will.
No, no, no.
It won't come off.
Wait a minute.
If you look closely, doesn't it look cool?
Huh?
If you ask me, it looks kind of cool.
So, are you going to sell it?
Yeah.